jewcoded:

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

lordelrondtheconsultingdetective:

Tfw when u been in classes for 6 hours and u finally escape and put your headphones on and let the musical relief flow over u reblog if u agree

staff:

shut the fuck up komaeda

pulserifle:

you know those soulmate aus in fanfics where everyone sees black and white until they meet their soulmate and the world bursts into color?

the fbi agent’s world bursts into color when he turns on the webcam to moniter you for the first time

beyonslayed:

I’ll never forget that time when me and my professor were both late for class in line at a Starbucks

sirius:

sirius:

i can’t wait to stay up until midnight on new years eve so i can watch 2016 die

i can’t wait to stay up until midnight on new years eve so i can watch 2017 die

semitics:

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

alexgophersit:

You know they did.